1. JOHN: It’s like, she was such a huge part of my life, so it’s not just like my girlfriend left me, but my whole life.
2. JOHN: And so now it’s like, what now? Where do I go? It’s all gone, my future, I don’t even… it’s all gone.
3. DAN: I hear ya, man. It’s… you know, it’s tough. And whenever you wanna talk, you just let me know.
4. DAN: We should probably finish this set first though maybe.

I enjoyed the Watchmens, by the way. Especially after I saw it a second time.

I’m a huge fan of the book, and it was never going to beat the book for me, but I think watching it the second time help me take it in more as a movie rather than thinking, “Holy cats how are they going to do this and that scene and his costume is slightly weird and THERE’S NO SQUID!!!!”

So I liked it.

But I hated that sex scene.

EDIT: Let’s take “Hallelujah” back! The Leonard Cohen version is dead to me now. And the Jeff Buckley version is overplayed, too. But how about this David Bazan version? Leave any other good ones in the comments.

1. Bryan took my advice and finally got over his ex-wife.; What was the advice?
2. Sense memory shock therapy! I told him to go see Watchmen.; Watchmen?
3. Uh huh. Her and Bryan’s wedding song was "Hallelujah".; Oh my.
4. Yes, the most iconic memory of their marriage-; -replaced by Skinemax-y shots of owl-based cosplay.

1. SMITA: It’s like you don’t even know me anymore. You used to keep up with what music I liked and RECOMMEND things to me.
2. SMITA: I bet PANDORA knows me better than YOU these days. Or the iTunes GENIUS BUTTON! And AMAZON.COM knows me MUCH better than you!
3. SMITA: So I’m leaving you, Brett. I’m leaving you for the Internet.BRETT: WHAT?
4. SMITA: Meet my new boyfriend, THE CLOUD.BRETT: My… my God…THE CLOUD: Just got DUMPED? Try Match.com!

1. SMITA: Brett, this is it. I’m breaking up with you. Goodbye.
2. BRETT: Smita! NO! PLEASE! We can work this OUT! Smita! SMITA!
3. BRETT: Can… can she not HEAR me?; THE CLOUD: She’s clicked "don’t show", Brett.
4. THE CLOUD: You… no longer appear in her feed.; BRETT: NOOOO!!

1. BRETT: So she’s "hidden" me. But I’ll still see her and all her friends in my feed.; THE CLOUD: Well, I can unfriend them.
2. BRETT: NO! I don’t want her to think I’m GIVING UP on her!; THE CLOUD: Of course, then I can just HIDE them.
3. BRETT: Well, but I want to keep tabs on them… though not her GUY friends.; THE CLOUD: I… suppose I could create a LIST that-
4. BRETT: While you’re at it, hide her stupid KICKBALL TEAM pictures!; THE CLOUD: OK, um… now do you have Greasemonkey installed?

1. BRETT: I can’t believe she left me. This is so out of NOWHERE…; THE CLOUD: ACTUALLY… 4 weeks ago you fought after seeing "Away We Go".
2. THE CLOUD: Her tone in emails, texts and tweets since then CLEARLY indicates a building resentment that you’ve done little to counter.
3. A pause.
4. BRETT: Can I opt-out of your hindsight?; THE CLOUD: Certainly. Would you mind taking a short survey before you unsubscribe?