Things that are tagged breakup

After the breakup

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: It’s like, she was such a huge part of my life, so it’s not just like my girlfriend left me, but my whole life. |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: And so now it’s like, what now?  Where do I go?  It’s all gone, my future, I don’t even… it’s all gone. |comic strip | panel 3 - DAN: I hear ya, man.  It’s… you know, it’s tough.  And whenever you wanna talk, you just let me know. |comic strip | panel 4 - DAN: We should probably finish this set first though maybe. |

Watchmen movie as therapy

comic strip | panel 1 - Bryan took my advice and finally got over his ex-wife.
What was the advice? |comic strip | panel 2 - Sense memory shock therapy! I told him to go see Watchmen.
Watchmen? |comic strip | panel 3 - Uh huh. Her and Bryan’s wedding song was “Hallelujah”.
Oh my. |comic strip | panel 4 - Yes, the most iconic memory of their marriage-
-replaced by Skinemax-y shots of owl-based cosplay. |

Dating the Cloud

comic strip | panel 1 - SMITA: It’s like you don’t even know me anymore. You used to keep up with what music I liked and RECOMMEND things to me. |comic strip | panel 2 - SMITA: I bet PANDORA knows me better than YOU these days. Or the iTunes GENIUS BUTTON! And AMAZON.COM knows me MUCH better than you! |comic strip | panel 3 - SMITA: So I’m leaving you, Brett. I’m leaving you for the Internet.
BRETT: WHAT? |comic strip | panel 4 - SMITA: Meet my new boyfriend, THE CLOUD.
BRETT: My… my God…
THE CLOUD: Just got DUMPED? Try Match.com! |