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Inauguration gig

Published on Jan 19th, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - KEVIN EDO: No, we WANT an inauguration gig! I just did that stupid Huckabee fundraiser to meet CHUCK NORRIS!; ANTHONY THE AGENT: Jesus, OK! I'll make a call... | comic strip | panel 2 - KEVIN EDO: Who cares who I "supported" anyway? We're big! Obama's big! He'd WANT us there tomorrow! I mean, right?; PETER WELD: Yeah... | comic strip | panel 3 - KEVIN EDO: Like I bet Lincoln wanted, like... who was big back then?; PETER WELD: During Lincoln? I dunno...; ANTHONY THE AGENT: No, fuck YOU, Rahm! | comic strip | panel 4 - ANTHONY THE AGENT: OK, gig's on.; PETER WELD: Elvis Costello?; KEVIN EDO: No, he's NEVER been big... And I think he fought for the British, man. |

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Tags: Abraham Lincoln, Barack Obama, Elvis Costello, Jumpstart Malady (a famous band), Kevin the jerk popstar, Mike Huckabee, Peter the clueless popstar, politics, Tony King the agent, TOP FIVE

What would you vote for?

Published on Jan 21st, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - GREG: But if it WAS how it worked, what would you vote for?; BRETT: It's NOT how it works, and it's a WASTE of time to think about, and you're an IDIOT. | comic strip | panel 2 - | comic strip | panel 3 - BRETT: Fine. If Obama made us text in votes for a new national anthem, I'd pick Mary J. Blige's cover of "One".; GREG: Good one! Mine is "Drops of Jupiter". | comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: "The best soy latte that you ever had and meeeeeee!" PLAY BALL!; BRETT: You're a gargantuan idiot. |

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Patriotic songs

Published on Jan 23rd, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: Maybe we should do something in the show tonight in honor of Obama.; DAN: Do we have any patriotic songs? | comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: We haven't played "Good Old Fashioned American Fingerbang" in a while. | comic strip | panel 3 - DAN: Yeah, but that song's more ROMANTIC than patriotic really.; JOHN: Maybe. | comic strip | panel 4 - DAN: Plus, Roni said she'd quit if we ever played it again.; JOHN: Oh, she's always SAYIN' stuff though... |