Things that are tagged Barack Obama

Inauguration gig

Posted on January 19, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - KEVIN EDO: No, we WANT an inauguration gig! I just did that stupid Huckabee fundraiser to meet CHUCK NORRIS! ANTHONY THE AGENT: Jesus, OK! I’ll make a call… |comic strip | panel 2 - KEVIN EDO: Who cares who I “supported” anyway? We’re big! Obama’s big! He’d WANT us there tomorrow! I mean, right? PETER WELD: Yeah… |comic strip | panel 3 - KEVIN EDO: Like I bet Lincoln wanted, like… who was big back then? PETER WELD: During Lincoln? I dunno… ANTHONY THE AGENT: No, fuck YOU, Rahm! |comic strip | panel 4 - ANTHONY THE AGENT: OK, gig’s on. PETER WELD: Elvis Costello? KEVIN EDO: No, he’s NEVER been big… And I think he fought for the British, man. |

What would you vote for?

Posted on January 21, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - GREG: But if it WAS how it worked, what would you vote for? BRETT: It’s NOT how it works, and it’s a WASTE of time to think about, and you’re an IDIOT. |comic strip | panel 2 - |comic strip | panel 3 - BRETT: Fine. If Obama made us text in votes for a new national anthem, I’d pick Mary J. Blige’s cover of “One”. GREG: Good one! Mine is “Drops of Jupiter”. |comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: “The best soy latte that you ever had and meeeeeee!” PLAY BALL! BRETT: You’re a gargantuan idiot. |

Patriotic songs

Posted on January 23, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: Maybe we should do something in the show tonight in honor of Obama. DAN: Do we have any patriotic songs? |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: We haven’t played “Good Old Fashioned American Fingerbang” in a while. |comic strip | panel 3 - DAN: Yeah, but that song’s more ROMANTIC than patriotic really. JOHN: Maybe. |comic strip | panel 4 - DAN: Plus, Roni said she’d quit if we ever played it again. JOHN: Oh, she’s always SAYIN’ stuff though… |