Things that are tagged Apple

Needing an iPod Nano

Posted on October 10, 2005 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - GREG: I need an iPod Nano, Brett. It’s impossibly small. I NEED it. BRETT: Greg. No. You already have a regular iPod…. |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: And I need the Apple lanyard headphones so my Nano can hang from my neck. I NEED that. BRETT: You have an iPod Shuffle, too. And an iPod Photo. |comic strip | panel 3 - GREG: I’ll need the more expensive 4GB Nano, of course. BRETT: And inexplicably, Greg, you have FIVE iPod Minis. |comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: Because the 4GB’s a better value, Brett. And I… I need value. BRETT: Steve Jobs thinks about people like you when he masturbates, Greg. |

Buying an iPod Nano

Posted on October 11, 2005 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - GREG: I’d like an iPod Nano, please. APPLE STORE GUY: Mmm. Are you going to wear that shirt when you use it? |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: What? APPLE STORE GUY: iPods have a very specific style, sir, and Apple has to ensure that iPod owners mesh with that style. |comic strip | panel 3 - GREG: Well, OK, sure, I could wear a different shirt. APPLE STORE GUY: Yes, and new jeans, too. Here’s the address of a nearby Urban Outfitters. |comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: All right. APPLE STORE GUY: This is a good start. Now… how attached are you to this, well, let’s call it a “beard”…. |

Protecting an iPod Nano

Posted on October 12, 2005 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - GREG: AUGH! BRETT!! Be careful with my new Nano!!! BRETT: Jesus, I was just going to pick it up, Greg! |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: iPod Nanos scratch VERY easily, Brett. I’ve only been touching it once a day. The rest of the time I leave it out of direct sunlight, inside this sealed glass case filled with oxygen. |comic strip | panel 3 - BRETT: Mmm. |comic strip | panel 4 - BRETT: So… you enjoying it so far? GREG: Oh yeah, keeping myself further from it really reinforces how SMALL it is. |