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Calling human resources

Published on Mar 3rd, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - SCOTT THE LAWYER: ...and then sign here.; RONI: OK.; SCOTT THE LAWYER: OK... Your band is now incorporated. | comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: I CALL HUMAN RESOURCES! | comic strip | panel 3 - RONI: No, there's no "calling" and there's no human-; JOHN: Standard shotgun rules, Roni. Your lawyer here can back me up. | comic strip | panel 4 - JOHN: Now, first thing I'd like to do is broach the subject of annual reviews.; RONI: Can you un-notarize this?; SCOTT THE LAWYER: No. |

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Roni’s annual review

Published on Mar 4th, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: OK, NAME: Roni Videtta... official TITLE: lead guitarist...; RONI: John, I'm not doing an annual review. We're not a real company. | comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: So we'll be evaluating you in several categories, OK?; RONI: We just made the band a corporation to save money on taxes. | comic strip | panel 3 - JOHN: First: "TECHNICAL PROFICIENCY". I have you down for a 4 out of 5.; RONI: I put up with enough stuff like this at my day job, so- | comic strip | panel 4 - RONI: I would argue I'm at LEAST a 4.5.; JOHN: Next up... "SHOWING CLEAVAGE AT SHOWS", an area you could really improve in... |

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Dan’s annual review

Published on Mar 5th, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: All right, Dan, time for your annual review. I've graded your performance in the band in a variety of categories. Have a look... | comic strip | panel 2 - DAN: Whoa, wait, what? "Falling Down on Stage Right in the Middle of Our God Damn Songs" is a CATEGORY?; JOHN: Yes. Yes, it is. | comic strip | panel 3 - JOHN: Do you dispute your score of "OFTEN, IF NOT CONSTANTLY"? | comic strip | panel 4 - DAN: I do not...; JOHN: Moving on then... |

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John’s annual review

Published on Mar 8th, 2009

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: Why is my mom even here AT ALL?; CHRISTINA: You said that I could run your annual review HOWEVER I wanted. | comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: But you didn't even invite ME, Christina!; CHRISTINA: This is how I review students at my SCHOOL, John. | comic strip | panel 3 - CHRISTINA: Mrs. Romero, he gets very difficult during long rehearsal. Any tips?; JOHN'S MOM: Well, my Johnny gets VERY fussy when he's hungry.; JOHN: I am NOT! Mom! QUIT it! | comic strip | panel 4 - CHRISTINA: Interesting...; JOHN'S MOM: So I always keep a sugar cookie in my purse...; JOHN: OOO, gimme... |