Things that are tagged annual reviews

Calling human resources

Posted on March 3, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - SCOTT THE LAWYER: …and then sign here. RONI: OK. SCOTT THE LAWYER: OK… Your band is now incorporated. |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: I CALL HUMAN RESOURCES! |comic strip | panel 3 - RONI: No, there’s no “calling” and there’s no human- JOHN: Standard shotgun rules, Roni. Your lawyer here can back me up. |comic strip | panel 4 - JOHN: Now, first thing I’d like to do is broach the subject of annual reviews. RONI: Can you un-notarize this? SCOTT THE LAWYER: No. |

Roni's annual review

Posted on March 4, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: OK, NAME: Roni Videtta… official TITLE: lead guitarist… RONI: John, I’m not doing an annual review. We’re not a real company. |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: So we’ll be evaluating you in several categories, OK? RONI: We just made the band a corporation to save money on taxes. |comic strip | panel 3 - JOHN: First: “TECHNICAL PROFICIENCY”. I have you down for a 4 out of 5. RONI: I put up with enough stuff like this at my day job, so- |comic strip | panel 4 - RONI: I would argue I’m at LEAST a 4.5. JOHN: Next up… “SHOWING CLEAVAGE AT SHOWS”, an area you could really improve in… |

Dan's annual review

Posted on March 5, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: All right, Dan, time for your annual review. I’ve graded your performance in the band in a variety of categories. Have a look… |comic strip | panel 2 - DAN: Whoa, wait, what? “Falling Down on Stage Right in the Middle of Our God Damn Songs” is a CATEGORY? JOHN: Yes. Yes, it is. |comic strip | panel 3 - JOHN: Do you dispute your score of “OFTEN, IF NOT CONSTANTLY”? |comic strip | panel 4 - DAN: I do not… JOHN: Moving on then… |