Ripped from the headlines.

1. BART: Joel, we need to take more CHANCES at this label.; JOEL: Wow, sir… YES! Let’s scour the Web and local clubs for new talent!
2. BART: We need to give people more OPPORTUNITIES! Find artists who people have COUNTED OUT!; JOEL: YES! I even have some lists here of unsigned bands who-
3. BART: Joel, we need to give Katharine McPhee a SECOND ALBUM!!
4. JOEL: Dear God… he… he’s got the MCPHEEVER again…; BART: And if necessary a third and fourth one! That girl’s GOT something!

1. PETITION GUY: Sir, have a moment to support gay marriage?; GREG: Oh, no thanks, I already- I voted for ADAM LAMBERT, so…
2. PETITION GUY: WHAT? On American Idol?; GREG: Yeah, NO, I just- I mean, y’know- I’ve sort of- you KNOW, I… am TOTALLY down with, uh… gay stuff…
3. PETITION GUY: "GAY STUFF"?; GREG: Yeah… you know, it’s just like… like… it’s COOL- I’m COOL with your- with YOU… you know… being GAY… and stuff.
4. PETITION GUY: Sign the fucking petition.; GREG: YUP, OK, yeah…