Things that are tagged American Idol

Taking more chances

Posted on January 28, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - BART: Joel, we need to take more CHANCES at this label. JOEL: Wow, sir… YES! Let’s scour the Web and local clubs for new talent! |comic strip | panel 2 - BART: We need to give people more OPPORTUNITIES! Find artists who people have COUNTED OUT! JOEL: YES! I even have some lists here of unsigned bands who- |comic strip | panel 3 - BART: Joel, we need to give Katharine McPhee a SECOND ALBUM!! |comic strip | panel 4 - JOEL: Dear God… he… he’s got the MCPHEEVER again… BART: And if necessary a third and fourth one! That girl’s GOT something! |

Support gay marriage

Posted on June 12, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - PETITION GUY: Sir, have a moment to support gay marriage? GREG: Oh, no thanks, I already- I voted for ADAM LAMBERT, so… |comic strip | panel 2 - PETITION GUY: WHAT? On American Idol? GREG: Yeah, NO, I just- I mean, y’know- I’ve sort of- you KNOW, I… am TOTALLY down with, uh… gay stuff… |comic strip | panel 3 - PETITION GUY: “GAY STUFF”? GREG: Yeah… you know, it’s just like… like… it’s COOL- I’m COOL with your- with YOU… you know… being GAY… and stuff. |comic strip | panel 4 - PETITION GUY: Sign the fucking petition. GREG: YUP, OK, yeah… |