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Emo

Published on Dec 14th, 2004

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: We are what kids like, Joey.  We're exactly wh-... well.  Hold on. |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: Guys, are we an "emo" band?  You know... "emotional"?; 	DAN: Umm....; 	CHRISTINA: Hmm. |comic strip | panel 3 - CHRISTINA: Um.... W-well... I cried during "Life as a House". |comic strip | panel 4 - JOHN: We're emo, Joey.  Wicked emo.  Hella emo...; 	DAN: Is Kevin Kline good in that?; 	CHRISTINA: Christina: Yeah.  Yeah, he is. |

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No free drinks

Published on Dec 21st, 2004

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: Joe, the bartender won't gimme a free drink, I thought--; 	JOEY: John... look, no, OK?  You're lucky I even let you guys play.... |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: Man, Joe, look, I know we're local, but we're still a band.  We deserve some perks.  I mean, hell, we brought a bunch of fans to your club! |comic strip | panel 3 - JOEY: You brought one person, dude... and she wasn't a fan. |comic strip | panel 4 - JOHN: My mom is still is a fan, Joe!!; 	MOM: Johnny-honey, you need to jack up Daniel's vocals.  I couldn't hear him for poop. |

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Slaves to the audience

Published on Jan 4th, 2005

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: OK, post-practice band meeting, people! |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: I'm a little upset about the setlist changes last night.  Do we take requests?  Yes.  But we are not slaves to the audience.  The Ambulance Men are artists. |comic strip | panel 3 - RONI: It was a karaoke night, John.  They pick the songs; we play them.  That's how it works. |comic strip | panel 4 - JOHN: SLAVE!!; 	DAN: I thought our "Sweet Caroline" had a real edge to it, by the way.; 	CHRISTINA: (silent) |

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Watching your friends on VH1

Published on Feb 8th, 2005

comic strip | panel 1 - RONI: Man.  Hard to believe.  Kevin Edo, our bassist just two years ago, started "Jumpstart Malady", the most successful rock band in twenty years.; 	KEVIN EDO: (silent) |comic strip | panel 2 - RONI: And here we are, still in Brooklyn, watching the "Behind the Music" about him.  About Kevin Edo.  So weird.; 	DAN: Shh!  It's back on! |comic strip | panel 3 - VH1NARRATOR: "For several years before forming 'Malady', Edo toiled in several small unsuccessful N.Y. bands..." |comic strip | panel 4 - DAN: Oh my God, John, get in here, they just mentioned us on TV!!; 	CHRISTINA: I... I gotta call m-my mom.... |

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Getting in the right bin

Published on Feb 15th, 2005

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: Whoa whoa whoa.... Terry!  How come our EPs are stocked in the "Local Music" section?; 	TERRY: Because you are a local band, John. |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: No no no, Terry: we are a band, plain and simple!  You move every single one of our EPs to "Rock/Pop" right now, man!!!; 	TERRY: OK!  Fine, fine.... |comic strip | panel 3 - TERRY: There.  Happy? |comic strip | panel 4 - JOHN: "Misc. A"?  You filed us in "Misc. A"?  Why don't you just pick up that plastic tabbed divider and slit my throat, Terry!; 	TERRY: John... (sigh) I got displays to set up, man. |

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