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Food Service

Posted on March 15, 2005 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - GREG: So who are we seeing tonight? BRETT: The band’s called “Underbelly”. You know them. They’re the guys who work at the Panera bread on Franklin. |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: OK, right. BRETT: And then I’d like to get to Ninth Street to see “Dangerlouse”. |comic strip | panel 3 - GREG: Those’re the guys who work at Pepper’s pizza? BRETT: No that’s “Tagliaboo”. These’re the guys from Burrito Bunker. |comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: Man, this town has such an amazing music scene…. BRETT: Yes, and a thriving food service industry. |

Buying a CD/consumer revolution

Posted on July 12, 2005 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - GREG: Do you know why I’m here in this damn Tower Records buying this album? Because I support this band. Because I believe in this band. |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: Because I want to be part of a full-scale consumer revolution that brings them to their rightful place as the kings of God damn rock n’ roll!!! |comic strip | panel 3 - CHLORIS: That’ll be $18.99. GREG: Do you take credit cards, my friend!? |comic strip | panel 4 - BRETT: Can I burn that from you later? GREG: Sure, man… make a copy for Kim, too. CHLORIS: This is coming up as declined, sir. |

Time estimates for the concert tonight

Posted on July 19, 2005 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - GREG: OK. So. Doors open at 7. Opening band starts at 8. BRETT: They’re done at 9:30. The main band goes on at 10. |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: They play all the crappy songs off their new album for an hour. BRETT: They play old, crowd-pleasing radio hits until 11:30. |comic strip | panel 3 - GREG: We get there at midnight, to catch the encore with the heartfelt acoustic number. BRETT: …and the showstopping cover of some Kinks’ song. |comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: OK, great… hey, which band are we seeing again? BRETT: I forget. I think they were big in the 90′s. Or 80′s. |