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- PETER: Well, for what it's worth, I think adopting that hot 19-year-old orphan was, though CREEPY, sort of NOBLE.
- KEVIN: Yeah, I think, in the end, I'm just not fit for organized charity.
- PETER: So no more do-gooding?
- KEVIN: Oh no, I just need to get back to how I USED to help people.
- PETER: How's that?
- KEVIN: Having sex with the disadvantaged, man.
- PETER: You're one of the good ones, Kev.