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- CHAR: Let me show you the ART of scrapbooking. You have any photos in your wallet?
- CHAR: I got one of my mom.
- CHAR: OK. Here she is on a blank sheet of paper. Feel anything?
- CHAR: No. Not really.
- CHAR: Glitter! Stars! Serrated edges! Double-sided tape! Puffy paint! Hearts! Scissors! Glue sticks! More glitter!
- CHAR: How about... NOW?
- CHAR: (sniff) NO... (blubber) I... I have to use the (full-on crying) r-restroom...