Meeting Twilight guy

Published on Feb 8th, 2010

comic strip | panel 1 - JOEL: Hi, are you "Ayok"? I'm from Hancock Records. I'm here to sign you.; AYOK: Grnlk brzlm.; TONY KING: I'm Ayok's agent. He says "cool." | comic strip | panel 2 - JOEL: I'm sorry... Is he speaking... ENGLISH?; AYOK: Ssfsdsd kRYyN...; TONY KING: Ayok speaks his own brand of edgy young English. You'll get used to it. | comic strip | panel 3 - JOEL: Is he... is he OK?; AYOK: Shkbrs wprprd.; TONY KING: Look, the kid's in TWILIGHT. He's a fucking shirtless GOLDMINE. Don't rock the boat, OK? | comic strip | panel 4 - HANDJOB GIRL: Excuse me... can- can I please give him another handjob?; AYOK: Aoosdk sdwr.; TONY KING: Make it quick. |