- BARRY: Attention listeners: this radio station will now only play simplified, one-note versions of songs created through a horrifying process called “MEGA-TUNE”.
- BARRY: You’ll grumble, but then submit. As you have to every atrocity during what has become a 40-year march toward the complete homogenization of rock.
- BARRY: So… after the break, I’ll play all of John Mellancamp’s “American Fool”, but you’ll just hear nine single notes matched with nine semi-patriotic grunts.
- BARRY: It’s gonna suck, but you deserve it. And I’m BARRY, the HONEST DJ. Back after this… BRETT: Barry speaks the truth and it hurts so good.
