Comic strip: "Consumers don’t like decisions"

Comic strip: TESTER: So which version of the song do you like more? GREG: I DUNNO… BART: Consumers don’t LIKE decisions, Joel. They want us to TELL them what’s right. THEY NEED US. JOEL: You talk like they’re HELPLESS. They aren’t scared little CHILDREN, sir. GREG: Um… I… I have to go potty. BART: AREN’T they, Joel? […]

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    • TESTER: So which version of the song do you like more?
    • GREG: I DUNNO...
    • BART: Consumers don't LIKE decisions, Joel. They want us to TELL them what's right. THEY NEED US.
    • JOEL: You talk like they're HELPLESS. They aren't scared little CHILDREN, sir.
    • GREG: Um... I... I have to go potty.
    • BART: AREN'T they, Joel? AREN'T they?
    • TESTER: Sir, put that DOWN. Sir... SIR, get that OUT of your mouth! Drop it... DROP it!
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