- TED: Dad. You ruined my life. Here. It’s a song I wrote about how much I hate you. KEVIN: Didn’t know you wrote music, Ted.
- KEVIN: This is pretty good… Hey… How’d you like to OPEN for me sometime? TED: REALLY?
- TED: You’re asking the son of the world’s most popular musician to go on tour as his father’s opening act? SOUND: cha ching cha ching cha ching
- TED: What was THAT? KEVIN: Oh, that’s just my agent. Hey Anth. TONY: Hey guys…
