Comic strip: "Optimized date schedule"

Comic strip: BRETT: What’re you and “THE CLOUD” doing tonight? THE CLOUD: 6:04 – We will eat gnocchi and listen to ELO. 6:51 – I’ll console her about a conflict at work. THE CLOUD: 7:02 – I’ll brush the hair from her face… and smile. 7:37 – We’ll begin FOREPLAY. SMITA: I thought we were watching FIREFLY […]

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    • BRETT: What're you and "THE CLOUD" doing tonight?
    • THE CLOUD: 6:04 - We will eat gnocchi and listen to ELO. 6:51 - I'll console her about a conflict at work.
    • THE CLOUD: 7:02 - I'll brush the hair from her face... and smile. 7:37 - We'll begin FOREPLAY.
    • SMITA: I thought we were watching FIREFLY tonight.
    • THE CLOUD: Yes, welll... the intercourse I have planned will be very... WHEDONESQUE.
    • BRETT: So you'll have witty dirty talk, sing when you orgasm and overanalyze it all later on Internet forums?
    • SMITA: OOO!! No spoilers!

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