Comic strip: "Contextual boyfriend"

Comic strip: SMITA: THE CLOUD is a manifestation of all my Internet purchases, searches, Tweets and emails. He’s a CONTEXTUAL BOYFRIEND. He’s what I want before I want it. THE CLOUD: I’m constantly absorbing information and refining my personality to better suit Smita. Right, honeybun? SMITA: “Honeybun”? Blech… BURY! THE CLOUD: PLEASE WAIT… 68%… Interpreting data… Processing […]

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    • SMITA: THE CLOUD is a manifestation of all my Internet purchases, searches, Tweets and emails. He's a CONTEXTUAL BOYFRIEND. He's what I want before I want it.
    • THE CLOUD: I'm constantly absorbing information and refining my personality to better suit Smita. Right, honeybun?
    • SMITA: "Honeybun"? Blech... BURY!
    • THE CLOUD: PLEASE WAIT... 68%... Interpreting data... Processing results... Reticulating splines...
    • THE CLOUD: Right, SWEETIE PIE?
    • SMITA: Aw, I AM your sweetie pie!! LIKE! LIKE!
    • BRETT: "Reticulating splines"?

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