- SMITA: It’s like you don’t even know me anymore. You used to keep up with what music I liked and RECOMMEND things to me.
- SMITA: I bet PANDORA knows me better than YOU these days. Or the iTunes GENIUS BUTTON! And AMAZON.COM knows me MUCH better than you!
- SMITA: So I’m leaving you, Brett. I’m leaving you for the Internet. BRETT: WHAT?
- SMITA: Meet my new boyfriend, THE CLOUD. BRETT: My… my God… THE CLOUD: Just got DUMPED? Try Match.com!
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