Monthly Archives April 2009

Britney sacks BreatheHeavy.com

Posted on April 3, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - GREG: Oh… Em… GEE! Britney fansite BreatheHeavy.com got sent a CEASE AND DESIST letter!!! BRETT: Do you… often visit Britney Spears fan sites? |comic strip | panel 2 - GREG: Um, B.H. is only, like, my HOME PAGE!! Haven’t you ever noticed BreatheHeavy.com in your Firefox history when I borrow your Mac? |comic strip | panel 3 - BRETT: Yeah… I just… always figured you were using my laptop for mp3 phone sex porn. |comic strip | panel 4 - BRETT: I’m weirdly MORE creeped out by THIS. GREG: BreatheHeavy.com is, like, the FIFTH ESTATE of Spearsian gossip!!! |

Watchmen movie as therapy

Posted on April 6, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - Bryan took my advice and finally got over his ex-wife. What was the advice? |comic strip | panel 2 - Sense memory shock therapy! I told him to go see Watchmen. Watchmen? |comic strip | panel 3 - Uh huh. Her and Bryan’s wedding song was “Hallelujah”. Oh my. |comic strip | panel 4 - Yes, the most iconic memory of their marriage- -replaced by Skinemax-y shots of owl-based cosplay. |

Everyone is a Ghostbuster

Posted on April 7, 2009 by Porter Mason

comic strip | panel 1 - JOHN: I think you can break down any group of people into Ghostbusters roles. |comic strip | panel 2 - JOHN: Like with our band: Roni’s our Igon, the technical genius. You’re our Ray, the heart. Christina’s our Winston, the workmanlike outsider. |comic strip | panel 3 - JOHN: And I’m Peter Venkman, the charming leader who gets the chicks and saves the day. DAN: That’s cool. |comic strip | panel 4 - DAN: That club owner last night was, like, our Vigo… JOHN: No, he was our Zuul. Vigo’s from 2. Vigo’s not canon. |