Comic strip: "Laying down some crowdtalk"

Comic strip: GORDON CRANWICK: (singing) Creatioooon of broooken- Oops, lemme take that again… COLIN THE WHITE GUY WITH DREADS: Ha! Kinda tough when it’s not PRERECORDED, huh, man? STICK TO STADIUMS, SELLOUT! GORDON CRANWICK: Be COOL, Gordon… This is that classic AUDIENCE INTERACTION you get in small venue shows. We just gotta lay some charming CROWDTALK on […]

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    • GORDON CRANWICK: (singing) Creatioooon of broooken- Oops, lemme take that again...
    • COLIN THE WHITE GUY WITH DREADS: Ha! Kinda tough when it's not PRERECORDED, huh, man? STICK TO STADIUMS, SELLOUT!
    • GORDON CRANWICK: Be COOL, Gordon... This is that classic AUDIENCE INTERACTION you get in small venue shows. We just gotta lay some charming CROWDTALK on him, like you did in the old days.
    • GORDON CRANWICK: SECURITY, get this little ASSTOASTER out of my SIGHT!
    • GORDON CRANWICK: Guess that crowdtalk muscle has ATROPHIED a little...
    • COLIN THE WHITE GUY WITH DREADS: HEY, you can't just- OW!! Hands off the DREADS, dude!!!
EDIT: I forgot to mention, the name of this coffee shop was inspired by this Twitter post from my friend and soon-to-be movie superstar DC Pierson of Derrick Comedy fame. If you haven't already, check out the preview for Derrick's upcoming Mystery Team movie that was the toast of Sundance. Oh. And follow me on the Twitter. Perhaps your puns will end up in my comics, too. (But only if you also make a hilarious movie first.)

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