- BOY BAND DUDE: We’re ARTISTS! BART: You’re a boy band. BOY BAND DUDE: We WON’T make ringtones!
- BART: You’re under contract. BOY BAND DUDE: To make MUSIC! BART: Ringtones ARE music.
- BOY BAND DUDE: We have IDEALS! BART: You have sex tapes. BOY BAND DUDE: Sex tapes… launch CAREERS!
- BART: Not sex tapes with old, hairy Cincinnati pretzel vendors. BOY BAND DUDE: We’re… ARTISTS…
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