The actual Mercury Lounge has few timeslots that early, but does have lots of concerts of bands you don’t like yet but might, like Ford & Fitzroy (they’re there on January 24th).

1. DAN: COOL! This ticket for our MERCURY LOUNGE show has our NAME printed on it!; CHRISTINA: Where? I didn’t see our name.
2. DAN: THERE! It says "A.M."! For AMBULANCE MEN!; CHRISTINA: Dan, that’s just our timeslot: "8 A.M."
3. DAN: Oh.
4. DAN: That’s sort of a shitty timeslot.; CHRISTINA: It’s not great.