- BRETT: The Free Credit Report.com songs are not SONGS. They’re marketing JINGLES. GREG: Jingles are the new punk, Brett!
- GREG: There’s nothing wrong with artists getting paid! Da Vinci got a commission for doing the Sistine Chapel!
- BRETT: Are you comparing the Roman Catholic Church to a scammy credit website? GREG: Why? Am I gettin’ a little too EDGY for ya, Brett?!
- BRETT: No, you’re getting a little too STUPID for me, Greg. GREG: My theories are HOT, and you don’t wanna BURN YOUR HANDS!
