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My friend wants a guitar

Published on Oct 13th, 2008

comic strip | panel 1 - RONI: My FRIEND here is in the market for a GUITAR. He wants a Fender Standard STRAT. That's IT. DON'T try an UPSELL.; GUITARPLANET CLERK: OK... is your friend all right? |comic strip | panel 2 - RONI: My FRIEND is FINE. And he wants the brown SUNBURST model. Which he KNOWS retails at $430, so don't try and SCREW him. |comic strip | panel 3 - GUITARPLANET CLERK: No problem. Lemme grab one, and we can ring you guys up. |comic strip | panel 4 - RONI: My FRIEND remains WARY of this transaction!; DAN: What's HAPPENING? Can I look yet? I-is he playing hardball?! Tell him I'll pay $1000! $1500! |

    • RONI: My FRIEND here is in the market for a GUITAR. He wants a Fender Standard STRAT. That’s IT. DON’T try an UPSELL.
    • GUITARPLANET CLERK: OK… is your friend all right?
    • RONI: My FRIEND is FINE. And he wants the brown SUNBURST model. Which he KNOWS retails at $430, so don’t try and SCREW him.
    • GUITARPLANET CLERK: No problem. Lemme grab one, and we can ring you guys up.
    • RONI: My FRIEND remains WARY of this transaction!
    • DAN: What’s HAPPENING? Can I look yet? I-is he playing hardball?! Tell him I’ll pay $1000! $1500!

A Fender Standard Stratocaster is a quality affordable guitar, by the way.

As basic as it is, lots of musicians are devoted to the Strat.

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  • Ahh yes, when you have Strat aquisition syndrome, it's extremely difficult not to offer up your entire credit line to own one. Having a friend along to be the voice of reason can really help.

    Great comic man!
  • Thanks, Matt.
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