From the DC Craig’s List:

LOOKING TO HAVE A PIZZA PARTY WITH A PETITE FEMALE - 27

I have a new homemade pasta sauce recipe and a dough recipe. I just don’t want to make all that pizza for just me. I am a am a cook so i promise it won’t be nasty. I mostly cook Italian food this is just a new recipe i havent [sic] tried yet.

I am a 27/m 5′9 170 short hair. Besides loving to cook i love to do most anything outside. I like to go out to new resturants [sic] and try diffrent [sic] kinds of food. I love to travel. I love country music.

Maybe we could meet for coffee and make sure we both aren’t weirdo’s [sic] and then if their is atraction [sic] we can have dinner together.

So… is that it? Really? He really just wants to have pizza? I like the phrase “make sure we both aren’t weirdo’s” (the italics are mine, the spelling is his).