- GREG: Gah! Let me go! DRM 9000: I’m afraid I can’t do that, Greg.
- GREG: All I did was put in this My Morning Jacket CD! What’s the problem? DRM 9000: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
- GREG: What are you talking about? DRM 9000: I know you’re planning to rip the CD to mp3s, Greg, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.
- GREG: I was just gonna put it on my iPod! DRM 9000: This music is too important for me to allow you to listen to it freely, Greg.
