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Shower interruption

Published on Jan 23rd, 2006

comic strip | panel 1 - SONY GUY 1: Greg Trefry?  We're with Sony BMG.  You purchased a copy of a My Morning Jacket CD called "Z" a few months ago, yes?; 	GREG: Yeah... how'd you get in my apartment? |comic strip | panel 2 - SONY GUY 2: Door was open.; 	SONY GUY 1: Your CD installed software on your computer without your knowledge.; 	GREG: Oh, the "rootkit" thing.... Wait, that door was locked. |comic strip | panel 3 - SONY GUY 2: Lock was loose.; 	SONY GUY 1: We're apologizing to everyone affected.  We care deeply about our criminals' privacy.  Customers.  I meant "our customers' privacy." |comic strip | panel 4 - GREG: How long have you been here?; 	SONY GUY 2: Not long.; 	SONY GUY 1: You forgot to rinse after adding your conditioner, by the way. |

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