1. • PETITION GUY: Sir, have a moment to support gay marriage?
   • GREG: Oh, no thanks, I already- I voted for ADAM LAMBERT, so…
2. • PETITION GUY: WHAT? On American Idol?
   • GREG: Yeah, NO, I just- I mean, y’know- I’ve sort of- you KNOW, I… am TOTALLY down with, uh… gay stuff…
3. • PETITION GUY: “GAY STUFF”?
   • GREG: Yeah… you know, it’s just like… like… it’s COOL- I’m COOL with your- with YOU… you know… being GAY… and stuff.
4. • PETITION GUY: Sign the fucking petition.
   • GREG: YUP, OK, yeah…

1. • MILEY CYRUS: Ain’t about how fast I get there…
   • BRETT: My friend sent me this song from the HANNAH MONTANA movie as a JOKE…
2. • MILEY CYRUS: Ain’t about what’s waitin’ on the other siiiiiide…
   • BRETT: But I’ve been secretly listening to it for days. I can’t STOP…
3. • BRETT: Eventually some INDIE BAND will ironically cover it and I… I can switch to THAT… but until then I… I… I… gotta be STRONG!
4. • MILEY CYRUS: It’s the cliiiiiiiiimb!!!!
   • BRETT: Yes! YES!! God DAMMIT, Miley, why nust your words ring so TRUE!!

1. • BRETT: Well, as of 3pm, MGMT has over 300,000 fans on Facebook. I have to hate them now.
2. • BRETT: They’re becoming mainstream. An anti-MGMT backlash is inevitable. It’s like the STOCK MARKET. I gotta get out before the bubble bursts…
3. • GREG: But why so SOON? Aren’t you being overly cautious?
   • BRETT: You don’t underSTAND… You weren’t there in ‘99.
4. • BRETT: …when the bottom fell out of the RETRO SWING market…
   • GREG: Oh right… the Bryan Setzer “correction.”

1. • RONI: Music theory is like a… BEAUTIFUL MATH PROBLEM. Music and math are a lot alike actually.
   • DAN: But… I’m TERRIBLE at math.
2. • RONI: Well…
3. • RONI: You’re not really great at music either.
4. • DAN: Oh yeah, so that actually makes sense.
   • RONI: Yeah.

1. RONI: No, John, you can’t do that.
   JOHN: Do what?
2. RONI: You ended your song before you resolved the melody!
3. • RONI: You can’t DO that!
   • JOHN: Why NOT?
   • RONI: You just CAN’T!!
   • JOHN: I CAN!!
   • RONI: No, you CAN’T!!!
   • JOHN: Says WHO?!
4. • RONI: Says MUSIC!!!!
   • JOHN: I AM music!!!!
   • CHRISTINA: OK, let’s… take a rehearsal break…

1. • RONI: If that’s what you want me to play, then say that!
   • JOHN: I DID say that!
2. • RONI: No, you said, “add more emotion”! Who knows what that means!
   • JOHN: People! PEOPLE know what that means!
3. • RONI: Isn’t it much easier to remember that I play the root and fifth note as an arpeggio?
4. • JOHN: Yeah, if you’re a MIDI sequencer, Roni!
   • DAN: Wait, now I’m not even sure I was playing the same song as you…

For no real reason other than the mention of MIDI, here’s a MIDI cover of “Kashmir”, which is “for pepole that want to sing with the music only” according to this YouTube poster: